Funny

The Only Way to Save Public Education is to Turn Every Single School in America into High-end Condos - McSweeney’s

As The Oldest Person In This American Eagle Store, What’s My Duty In The Event Of An Active Shooter? - McSweeney’s

Why Are We Cancelling School Today? - The Belladonna

Reviews of New Food: Coffee Mate White Lotus Thai Iced Coffee Creamer - McSweeney’s

Conversations With Fertility Doctors - The Belladonna

I’m the Only Plumber in Arendelle and My Life is a Shit Show - Slackjaw

Give Me Anything That Sparks Joy In Your Soul And I Will Monetize It - McSweeney’s

Someday, Sarah, Our Ship Will Come In And We’ll Move Back To The Neighborhood We Used To Live In Before We Got Priced Out - McSweeney’s (Named #McSweeneysUndiscoveredGems by editor Chris Monks)

Welcome To OMFG Maternity Hospital - The Belladonna

Prenup for Hipster Dirtbags - Points in Case

What Your Favorite Lady Rocker Says About Your Personal Style - Robot Butt

I’m A YouTube Child Star And I’m Probably Going To End Up President Or Something - McSweeney’s

The 7 Stages Of Discovering Your Child Has Defaced An Ancient Statue With A Blue Crayon - Frazzled

Not Funny

Nonstop Party Wagon - Short Reads

Witching Hour: 10 P.M. in Muriwai - Off Assignment

God Punishes Fornicators and Musicians - The Fourth River

The Purpose of a Daughter is Survival - Barrelhouse

Witching Hour: 10 P.M. in Muriwai audio version on TheAtlas Obscura Podcast

A Woman of Scanty Means Traverses the Underworld - The Missouri Review

Roadkill - LitMag